Column: In a fowl mood? Well, this column should be fitting
WORTHINGTON -- There was a time when we wondered nearly every day, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
When would this have been? Fourth grade?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(1) The light turned green. (2) She wanted to lay it on the line. (3) He wanted to prove he wasn't chicken. (4) He was running away from the Colonel.
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