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Column: No, we don't need glow-in-the-dark rose bushes

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AUSTIN, Texas -- When asked what the world needs, people tend to go all gushy and offer up such fuzzy stuff as "world peace" and "more kindness."

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Yeah, yeah -- but get real. Let's talk practicality here. What the world needs is something tangible, a new whiz-bang product that will delight all of us and make the world a brighter place. And I know just what it is.

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