Column: Obama's French affair
WASHINGTON — The French newspaper Le Figaro reported this week that The Washington Post was about to break the shocking news that President Obama is having an affair with Beyonce.
The Post has denied the report, but now I can exclusively reveal that the president is indeed involved in a tryst — only not with Beyonce. Obama is having a love affair with France.
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