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By Earl K. Halverson, Fukda

It’s amazing that science and chemistry can make a pill that enhances romance. The only drawbacks are possible side effects such as temporary blindness and hearing loss. HELLOoooo!

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One percent of the world controls 90 percent of the world’s wealth. With this 90 percent of the world’s wealth they buy 100 percent of the politicians, who in turn pass 100 percent of the laws that require 90 percent of the world to pay 100 percent of the profits to that same 1 percent that controls the world’s wealth. (Give or take a trillion.)

All you need in our chilly winter weather is long underwear, goose grease on your chest, a pinned flannel scarf around your neck and a tablespoon of cod liver oil.

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