Letter: A poem about the proposed street light taxI’ve heard it all — a street light tax Let’s hope your street light stays on.
By: Judy White Schmidt, Worthington, Worthington Daily Globe
I’ve heard it all — a street light tax
Let’s hope your street light stays on
The next tax will be the J. Crapper tax
He made the toilet seat that you sit upon!
The criteria for this future tax
will be how many times, how many flushes
and will be measured through the sewer
and will measure your sewer water rushes.
I don’t think this will be printed
because people don’t use logic now, you know.
I’m just an ole’ 70-year old granny
who pays these bills as I go.